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With my last two reviews landing in the top ten on the Indie Gamer Chick Leaderboard, I'm now worried that my readers will think I'm going soft. Or possibly that I've been replaced by my nicer, goatee wearing Mirror Universe counterpart. Neither is true. As far as you know. But really, I have a reputation to maintain here. So what I need is a game from a genre that is my least favorite. Something that looks like it's been done a zillion times before. Something I can rake over coals and murder with my malicious words. I need a shmup.
So I picked Shutshimi, and it's one of the ten best indie games I've ever played. Well, fuck me. Contexts 3 6 1 – fast window switcher systems.
I should have known better. As many of you are aware, the original Wario Ware on Game Boy Advance is my personal choice for the best game ever made. Probably a sign that I have ADHD or something. But other games based around time crunches have also owned me, such as Pac-Man Championship Edition, Bejeweled Blitz, NES Remix, or XBLIGs Orbitron and Minigame Marathon. I'm wired for shit like this. And Shutshimi is essentially the Wario Ware of shoot-em-ups. Stages last ten seconds. Sometimes less, but never more. Between stages, you enter a store where you have a choice of three different items. The items have overly-long, elaborate descriptions (that are often not very helpful) and you have exactly ten seconds to make your selection. You fight a boss every few rounds, but only ten seconds at a time. And that's pretty much the entirety of the game. And I call it a game only because it might be slanderous to call it what it really is: a drug.
Actually, going off this picture, maybe I'm on to something with the whole drug thing.
And an addictive drug at that. I have no love for this genre. I find the majority of shmups to be boring, samey, typically unambitious, and designed strictly to target those that are nostalgic for shooters. I'm certainly not nostalgic for them, and thus I'm not these games target audience. More over, shmups are the most high-risk genre for my epilepsy triggers, something I honestly haven't minded up to this point. I don't want to sound like I'm milking my condition. even though that's exactly what I'm doing. but it's a genre I do go out of my way to avoid. I skipped this one for weeks. I only gave it consideration to begin with because it came via Anthony Swinnich, a long-time Indie Gamer Chick fan, and because he put 'The Switch' in it. In other words, they included an option that made this game more epilepsy friendly.
Ten hours. That's how long I played Shutshimi the first time I booted it up. Shock doesn't even begin to describe how I feel about this. It's one of the best games I've ever played. And it did it the same way Wario Ware did: simplifying the play mechanics, and then weaponizing them by throwing them at you in fast-paced, bite-sized chunks. Because the game is randomized, you really can't count on anything. An item that does one thing will do a different thing the next time you see it. No two play-throughs are the same. The lightning-fast approach is only detrimental because the writing is so damn funny, you'll want to read it all and simply can't.
Oh, that's not the only fault here. Shutshumi is one of those games that is so good, the mistakes it makes frustrates me to a greater degree, because they're so fundamental they shouldn't exist. The top of the list for me is the lack of variety of enemies. The opening enemies, the sharks and squids, are too easy to dispose of. It takes too long for newer, more challenging baddies to appear. It's also too easy to get a feel for enemy patterns. I wish the ordering of enemies had been every bit as random as the items. If Shutshumi had gone for full-on random wackiness like Super Amazing Wagon Adventure, I think it would have made the game stronger. Despite the awesome randomness of the items (which often determine the effects of the next stage instead of giving you a power-up), because the levels unfold more or less in a linear way, Shutshimi almost becomes too easy.
Not that I know how good I am. There's no online leaderboards as of yet. When the game gets Greenlit on Steam, they'll come, but that's no help as of yet. My top score is in the 9,000 point range. I'm not especially skilled at this, but I don't have to be good at stuff to enjoy it. If that were the case, I wouldn't still be golfing. But without those leaderboards, the ceiling of addictiveness for Shutshimi is significantly smaller. I'm also annoyed that only the PC version contains the epilepsy switch, meaning I couldn't play the XBLIG version. Me, Indie Gamer Chick! If you look up XBLIG in the dictionary, there's a picture of me urinating on Sententia. I mean, I appreciate the switch's presence, but why did only one platform get it? Epileptics play consoles too, you know.
The lack of variety in enemies (along with the lack of online leaderboards) is the only thing that finally got me to put the controller down. As Brian pointed out, maybe that's a good thing.
My other concerns are nit-picky. There's no variety in the backdrops, except stuff caused by random item pick-ups that result in party effects or for the game to be shrouded in darkness (I'm guessing with epilepsy mode turned off, there's lightning flashes for that section). And some of the items are just stupid. One of them eliminates enemies altogether for a single stage. Technically that helps you advance an extra wave for free, but it also means you score no points. Just a really bad idea. I also think the shotgun weapon is now my choice for least favorite item in a good game. Fucking thing is worthless.
I'm sure shmup fans will be appalled that this game, which is admittedly overly simplistic, is the only game of its breed to capture my imagination. But it did. For all of its flaws (most of which, oddly enough, seem to be due to lack of ambition), it's the first game in a long while that I had trouble putting down. It took me an extra couple days to get this review up because I would go back to check something about it and end up putting in an extra hour or two of playtime. Shutshumi is such a breath of fresh air. A great idea, something that will hopefully kickstart a new era of creativity for a genre that often lacks it. It also proves that the best ideas are often the simplest. Shutshumi has not a single mechanic that hasn't been done before. Every part of it is tired. But it's how it used its mechanics that makes it special. They should show it off in game design classes. I commend the developers at Neon Deity Games. And I only call them developers because I think it might be slanderous to call them what they really are: a drug cartel.
Yep, I ran that joke into the ground.
Shutshimi was developed by Neon Deity Games
Point of Sale: Xbox Live Indie Games – Indie Game Stand – Humble Store
$1 noted that 'the wacky smoking animal' stuff is getting tired. First the pipe smoking cat from Aqua Kitty and now a cigar-smoking goldfish? Give it a fucking rest, guys in the making of this review.
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